Raising the Kids to Be Bank Robbers
Monday, July 26th, 2010The end is near! Or maybe the beginning. I’m not sure. All I know is that the news on Friday seemed to signal the end of American life as we’ve known it for, oh, my entire life and then some.
First, there was the report of “the latest bank robber,” this one wearing a Darth Vader mask. In previous weeks, there have been reports of a bank robber who hides his face with a bouquet of flowers, and an elderly gentleman in a checkered jacket with liver spots on his hands, lugging an oxygen tank while holding up a bank in San Diego. (more…)






